curseworm:

curseworm:

ok but seriously why is β€œmuch older internet friend uses you as their personal suicide hotline” such a universal experience for kids on the internet. fyi for any kids/teens following me if an adult tries to make you be their therapist just flat out block them you dont have to explain yourself or try to reason with them and ur not responsible for their mental well-being. just block them

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you are all such fucking freaks i am literally an adult who experiences suicidal urges and being suicidal does not fucking entitle you to traumatize a child by making them responsible for your survival. i fucking KNOW you know better. call a suicide hotline, talk to a therapist, or talk to an ADULT FRIEND whos willing and able to support you! not a fucking CHILD

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Anonymous asked:

I used to fantasize about befriending you and making you less fucked up. Though you are a lost cause

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

werewolf-boi:

werewolf-boi:

i feel like starting shit

applesauce is a smoothie

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yourfacehasashellonit:

surprisebitch:

pleaseee is this real?! omg i dont know whether to laugh or be concerned

i’m pretty sure this is the onion lol but i’m dying

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and-i-uh:
“ prsephonies:
“im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly
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Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD
” and-i-uh:
“ prsephonies:
“im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly
”
Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD
” and-i-uh:
“ prsephonies:
“im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly
”
Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD
”

and-i-uh:

prsephonies:

im absolutely losing it at this scene from the princess diaries. what the hell, lilly

Claudius to Hamlet, act i scene ii, Hamlet, by Shakespeare, 1609 AD

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ratsofftoya:

this is the hospital bed they have trump hooked up to

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iampikachuhearmeroar:

meanplastic:

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.

me putting on a show in my toolmaker at 3am as well as during the day bc of self isolation

hollowgen:

keelayjams:

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

life is fragile and beautiful

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